During the COVID lockdown, I started writing a headline a day on my driveway in south Austin. Mostly as a way to pass some time, but also to cheer up the neighborhood as well as myself. They’re listed in chronological order covering about 150 days, it’s a bit of a time capsule of stupid jokes reflecting on the lock-down, social upheaval and presidential election of 2020. Please forgive my chalk-on-cement kerning and leading.